California to Legalize Peer-to-Peer Ride Sharing
In California’s quest to legalize absolutely everything, whether it’s safe or not, so long as it doesn’t pollute the environment with anything other that toxic chemicals after they leave a human body,...
View ArticleIt is a Good Idea: Film Guessing Tool
You ever play 20 questions on a long car with the theme of films. Isn’t it interesting to see how playing car games make the ride so much longer? Eventually you just want to kill everyone in your car...
View ArticleNow You Know: The History of the Internet
Who else loves histories displayed in Timeline form? Raise your hands. Are you raising your hand? I raised my hand. Someone out there apparently appreciates a good timeline as much as I do, so they’ve...
View ArticleDisney Princesses as Tattoo Pinups
What better use can be made of the internet than displaying Disney Princesses in every form and fashion imaginable? I can think of none. To that end, artist Tim Shumate has created a group of art...
View ArticleSo Many Feels: Firefighter Brings Kitten Back to Life
Cory Kalanick is a firefighter, a hero, and now an internet sensation because he wore a GoPro camera on his helmet and filmed himself saving a kitten. During a sweep of a house that had experienced a...
View ArticleIt’s Opinion Time: Toilet Paper Loading Direction
Lifehacker has just started another flame war over which is the top way the toilet paper should roll. Of course they are looking for, “polite, well-reasoned, and well-articulated arguments” but I’d...
View ArticleInternet Win: Daryl Dixon Riding a Squirrel into Battle
Larger version here. Every now and again the internet runs across an image that renders all your arguments invalid. It doesn’t matter what you are arguing about it has now become a moot point. Today’s...
View ArticleWhy Did I Not Know About This: Cello Wars
Ok, so I like to think I’m up to date with most things on the internet. You know, I write about the happenings on the internets every day. So when something like The Piano Guys shows up and I haven’t...
View ArticleAccept No Substitutions: GTA V Torrent Contains 18G of Malware
For any of you that didn’t know, because you don’t have electricity and never go outside, Grand Theft Auto 5 was recently released to huge fanfare. Rockstar, the makers of the series, have not yet...
View ArticleJust What I Need: Bacon Deodorant
Everybody loves bacon. All of us have known it for our whole lives. A couple of years ago the Internet figured it out and soon after that advertisers and product manufacturers caught of. Why this...
View ArticleInternet Win: Russian Police Choir Performs Daft Punk’s Get Lucky
Do you ever wonder what the police forces in other countries are doing with their time. We already know what the police here are doing, NOTHING, WHERE IS A COP WHEN YOU NEED ONE TO PULL OVER THE...
View ArticleGood to Know: How to Open a Can
Random fact time, did you know that tin cans have been around since at least 1772 but the can opener didn’t come about until 1855? Well, according to the Internets it’s true. So how did people back...
View ArticleSo You Like Unicorns? A Look into Their History.
io9 recently gave us a history of unicorns. Since unicorns are an Internet favorite I thought I’d tip my hat to them and share the story of Wilbur the Indian Unicorn. There are in India certain wild...
View ArticleBest Use to Date: 3D Printed Food
By now we are all aware that 3D printing is taking over the world. And some how I’ve had the access to a 3D printer ourselves so I’m not sure I believe it’s as prevalent as the Internet would have me...
View ArticleWhy Spider-Man Can’t Go Back to That Shop
Let’s list the reasons shopping is hard. You have to make a list. You have no money. The lighting bothers you. There are too many choices of salad dressing. The people, oh god, the people. but, what...
View ArticleThis Could Work: Groupon Delivery Catapult
With all the buzz about the attack delivery drones that Amazon is working on, Groupon decided it was time for them to explore their options in delivery; really think outside the box, in fact, smash the...
View ArticleHow Much Did Your Parents Really Love You: Game Consoles Adjusted for Inflation
Larger version here. If you’re ever wanted to ruin that little bit of self-esteem that you have gathered over the last few years you’ve spent in therapy take a look at in infographic. Redditor...
View ArticleFor the Dino-Bronies: My Little Raptor
If there are two things everyone using the internet loves they are dinosaurs and My Little Pony. Pizza and conspiracy theories come in a close third and fourth. But conspiracy theorists will tell you...
View ArticleI can Quit Whenever I Want: Warcraft Disney Princesses
Okay, so I’ve never played World of Warcraft. For the same reason I’ve never played Minecraft. I’m afraid that if I started none of you would ever see or hear from me again. I’ve seen these games ruin...
View ArticleTime for a Reset: 2013’s Most Commonly Used Passwords
Everyone always thinks it’s funny when you tell them that “password” is the perennial favorite for the most commonly used password. Then they steal away in the night and reset their password to...
View ArticleOh, Now I Feel Secure: Snapchat Person Verification Cracked in 30 Minutes
Those of you that use Snapchat have probably noticed a new person verification feature that came out yesterday morning. In it you have to pick out a ghost from a series of 9 images. So it’s something...
View ArticleDo Not Want: Ron Jeremy Version of Wrecking Ball
So you’ve probably seen the original version of the Wrecking Ball music video with Miley Cyrus swinging around. And you may have seen other parodies of it too. But here’s one I’ll bet you haven’t seen,...
View ArticleWTF did I just Watch: Rollercoaster Through the Internet
Every now and then you stumble upon a video that seems like it will be worth you spending three minutes of your valuable time to watch. Maybe the screen capture pulled you in or the title grabbed your...
View ArticleFor the Nursery: Cthulhu Wallpaper
Designer Megan Rose Gedris aka Rosalarian created this awesome wallpaper pattern that I can’t believe hasn’t existed until now. Of course it wasn’t cool until now. Thank you Internet. Imagine the kind...
View ArticleGrumpy Cat Replaces Disney Characters, Isn’t Happy About It
A while ago now the image of Grumpy cat as Ariel from The Little Mermaid made it’s rounds on the Internet. But now I’m going to introduce you to all the grumpy relations. DeviantArtist Eric Proctor has...
View ArticleWhere Has This Been All My Life: Build LEGO Online
So, I don’t know how long this has been around but I just found it and you didn’t know about it either or else you would have told me. But now that I have found it everything will be okay. Google...
View ArticleLEGO Gets Called Out by 7-year-old Girl
7-year-old Charlotte Benjamin has had it with LEGO and their lack of cool, adventuring female minifigs. So she decided to point her rage at the company in what became an open letter. I’m sure her...
View ArticleTo Stop Bleeding Inject Sponges
RevMedx is currently working on a new invention for the Army. It’s called the XStat and it’s a lot like what it appears, a syringe full of sponges. I have to say this is one of those ideas that when it...
View ArticleNow There’s a Temporary Solution: Website Buys Users New Computers
If you’re unfortunately like me then you live the constant nightmare of helping people fix their computers all the time. I hope that you are blessed with grandparents whose worst problem is when they...
View ArticleWell Choreographed: Twerking Storm Troopers
If you’ve ever wondered what Stormtroopers were doing in their free time then you are spending too much time alone. Nevertheless, let’s use the process of elimination to figure out what these guys are...
View ArticleOh Internet: Lays Asks for Chip Flavor Suggestions the Internet Responds as...
Remember last year when Lays did their promotion for people to choose a new flavor. In the end Cheesy Garlic Bread beat out Sriracha and Chicken & Waffles to our great dismay. Well this year...
View ArticleClear Your Cache: Squirrel Hides Nut in Dogs Fur
I’m going to use this as a reminder that you haven’t cleared your browser’s cache in a while and you should do that now. I know you hat doing it and it kills Firefox every time. Trust me, I feel your...
View ArticleOh the Nightmares: Realistic Sonic the Hedgehog
It’s not often that I like to contemplate what any of my childhood heroes would be like in real life. Doing so always tends towards ruining my childhood little by little and killing me on the inside....
View ArticleBecause They Can: Luke Skywalker’s Silly Pose Photoshopped
Let me show you an image. This one up there. You see it? If you were to run across this one day while browsing the Internet what would you do. Probably just hit Stumble again and not give it another...
View ArticlePlay it Again: Holy Stomping
When’s the last time you found a really good, amazingly simple, outlandishly dumb, and endlessly entertaining Internet game? If it’s been a while then today is the day for a new one. Holy Stomping is...
View ArticleThat’s What You Get: Selfies Lead to Head Lice Epidemic
Who can raise their hand and tell me how head lice spread? Anybody? Don’t be shy? Ok fine, I’ll tell you. Head lice spread when something that touches the head of a carrier touches something else that...
View ArticleOh It’s Real: Jeff Gordon Test Drive 2
Last year a video came out of Jeff Gordon ruining a car salesman’s day by taking him on the most horrifying test drive ever. Well the Internet was skeptical of how staged that video was. Of course,...
View ArticleIt’s a New Record: LEGO Rubik’s Cube Solver Robot
The entirely of a new world record in one GIF. Watch and be amazed over and over again. Cubestormer 3 is a robot with just one job—to solve a scrambled Rubik’s Cube as swiftly as possible. Today, at...
View ArticleMan Turns Himself in after Google Search Reveals he’s a Fugitive
Christopher Viatafa, of Palo Alto, California, pictured on the left above, recently tried out this “Googling yourself” trend that he’d heard of. As in most cases Googling yourself turns into a...
View ArticleSign Me Up: You can Now Enroll in Hogwarts Online Classes
A new site just hit the internet offering online classes for all the wizards ad witches out there. Hogwarts Is Here allows students to sign up and take the same classes that the characters int he Harry...
View ArticleLiving with Lag: Oculus Rift’s New Experiment
An unfortunate fact of life for many of us living in rural areas is that the Internet, and therefore life, is sometimes plagued with a lot of lag. For this reason I’ve never been big on playing online...
View ArticleTake Me with You: Hackaday is Sending People to Space
If you’re not familiar with Hackaday you should check them out. It’s pretty much everything you could want in a site that’s not UncannyFlats. They’re currently running a contest to develop new open...
View ArticleTime Waster: 3D Mastodon Bones
Sometimes two seemingly unrelated technologies come together in such a way that you can easily wast a whole day playing with the results. This is one of those times. So before you get too far into this...
View ArticleHypotheticals: If Famous Cats Existed as 8-Bit Video Games
You you recognize the cat above? “That’s a cat?” Yes, that’s a cat. In fact it’s your favorite cat named Sylvester. This is Sylvester as he might have looked in an 8-bit video game in the 80’s. He’s...
View ArticleSo Many Things: Roller Coaster Flip Book
What you see here is much more impressive that you realize. At first glance you might think this is an interesting GIF of a roller coaster flip book. Is that what you think? Because if that’s what...
View ArticleI Suspected as Much: The Moon has Faster WiFi than you do
How many of you are actually happy with your internet service? I know I’m not. Unfortunately I live in an area where there is only one choice for broadband internet so I’m just all kinds of buggered....
View ArticleNot Fast Food: Collaborative Cooking lets 5 Chefs Cook at Once
you know the saying, “Too many cooks in the kitchen?” Does that apply when none of the cooks are actually in the kitchen but instead are working remotely and a machine is preparing the meal per their...
View ArticleEveryone’s Life Sucks: Why You Shouldn’t Trust Facebook Statuses
Everyone has done it at some point, we’ve posted something to a social media site that was less than entirely true. Whether it was innocently trying to find the silver lining in the storm-cloud that’s...
View ArticleBecause This is the Internet: Jurassic Park Theme Performed by Goats
Goats are one of those animals that the internet loves. Especially those fainting goats. But not feinting goats, I’ll tell you why. Because goats are already untrustworthy. I mean, how can you trust an...
View ArticleFinally: Photos of Schrödinger’s Cat
If you know what Schrödinger’s cat is then you’ll be happy to hear that his photo has now reached the Internet. Seeing that the Internet was created to house cat photos I find it surprising that it’s...
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